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|2-Autobiography of
|2-Aladdin Sane
|1-Part 2: The Later years, (1990 - 1995)
After a short spate of unemployment, I was contracted to undertake some
construction work. Working on site proved to be very exhausting, and in
the summer heat I would rapidly become dehydrated. Each morning, around
11.30 am, I would stop work. Feeling hot, I would take off my shirt,
and drink a can of Diet Coke. Trouble is, there would always be this
bloody group of sex-starved, lonely american secretaries staring at me
out of their bloody office window! I tried to get them done for sexual
harassment, but to no avail.
After a while it started annoying me, and was interfering with my
realtionship at that time (Eva Herzigova can be incredibly jealous, for
a Super- Model!), so I began to look around for a change of vocation.
My current "place d'emploi", as the French might say (if they didn't
speak French!) is that I am a Quality Control tester for Durex. You
know on the packets, it says something along the lines of;
"This product is 97.6% reliable..."
Well I am the one who tests that out for them. I always thought there
had to be someone who shagged 100 women to see how many got preggers/how
many johnnies ripped/etc. However, it appears it has to be 1000 women,
in order to get the accuracy correct to 0.1 of a percent. So that's my
work for the next three days covered!
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